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Text Generator - This area searches across all types of text files except famous people, historical events, and journal prompts.
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INSTRUCTIONS: Select the name of the resource and you will be taken to the item home page containing information about the item. Select the graphic icon to be taken directly to the search. The "Text Generator" will search across all the Specific Searches. "Famous People", "Historical Events", and "Journal Prompts" are separate searches below. |
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Contributions and Ideas Accepted
 We will gladly add items you may wish to suggest to our databases and resources. Also, if you look for something you cannot find, please let us know.
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Rules for Entries
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Future Additions
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Specific Searches
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Darwin Candidates - Some people have not evolved. Statistics show that everyone has the potential to do stupid things even though you may not admit to any transgressions.
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Parody - Do you like to make fun of popular items that grab our attention? It could be songs, movies, TV shows, or (our favorite) politicians.
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Definitions - Here are some humorous and twisted definitions of words that you will not find in any dictionary.
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Poetry - Some are serious and some are meant to tickle your funny bone, but they are all in the category of poetry.
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Doctor, Doctor - Let's hope that you never have a sarcastic doctor or, for that matter, let's hope you never become an obnoxious patient.
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Proverbs - Be as wise as an owl. Words of wisdom from our ancestors came to us through proverbs. You can find many often repeated axioms or many obscure references to times past.
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Documents - In this area you will find important essays and papers, the words to national anthems of the countries of the world, and other significant items.
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Puns - Playful plays upon words gives us our lowest form of humor - the pun. Our "Catfish" watches over this area. Have fun with our puns.
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Elephant Jokes - No one could ever forget hearing and repeating elephant jokes. Now you can get them all in one place. Now go forth and give someone an unforgettable experience.
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Put-Downs - These are mean-spirited little tidbits that you might want to keep for your own. They are entertaining and creative ways to harass another person.
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Halloween - One way to calm your fears of witches and goblins is to joke about them. We have collected all kinds of stuff for the season.
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Quiz - Put your thinking caps on and see how you do answering our quizzes.
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Knock Knock Jokes - Everyone must suffer through these as a right of passage. We had to suffer organizing them for you and now you can torture your children.
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Quotes - Look up famous sayings by subject or author for use in the classroom. You may also search by text or content of the saying. We have also provided a search by goal or purpose of the quote.
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Light Bulb Jokes - These jokes occasionally surface and are reworked to fit the times. If you would like a stroll down memory lane have a look here.
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Riddles - "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" Well we can't answer this, but if you want to know why the chicken crossed the road... We have all kinds of riddles for all occasions.
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Limericks - Most limericks are too mean and nasty for us, but we did find some "cute" limericks that passed the censors.
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Spelling - You may not be the best speller, but we can all use some stories related to spelling or misspelling.
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Lists - These are lists for the humor starved. Want to know the "Things you will never hear a man say?" Or "You may be a red neck if..."?
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Stories - Need some ammunition to take to a social event to become the life of the party? It is all here. Just change the names and make the story your own.
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Logic - Most limericks are too mean and nasty for us, but we did find some "cute" limericks that passed the censors.
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Tongue Twisters - Speech therapists have been known to use these tongue twisters. We have tried to warn you about those that "encourage" improper language for the classroom.
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Nursery Rhymes - Want to recall the nursery rhymes of your childhood or give your children a memory? This is the area to dredge up those little diddys.
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Trivia - Little known short facts about everything. Some are fascinating and some are unbelievable, but all of them are true.
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Observation - This area contains ironic and funny observations of the real world. There may be questions here that you were afraid to ask. By the way, there are no answers.
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Famous People, Historical Events, Journal Prompts
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Famous People - Search for people who have made a difference in advancing civilization. We have worked hard to gather in birth, death, and a short synopsis of people who have gained notoriety.
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Historical Events - Search our extensive database of events by date, subject,
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Quotes and Authors - This search is across the FAMOUS PEOPLE and QUOTES databases. The result is all the quotes in our database for an author.
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Journal Prompts - Maybe you want your students to write and just maybe you want to spur your own creativity. These journal prompts are meant for all ages and get you to put into words the kind of person you are.
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