Elephant Jokes Files
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Wouldn't it be wonderful if bully's would limit their activities to stupid jokes about elephants? If you were ever on the receiving end and could not come up with some of your own, look no further.
Some elephant jokes are told in a series and those have been included in the same file. Have fun.
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